關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話精選
關(guān)于春節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話精選如下：
01.:how long will the next bus be?
b:it's about 45 feet.
這是玩得文字游戲。用中文就沒(méi)勁了。翻成中文就不好笑了。
02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?
b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
怎么樣啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在嗎?
03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.
customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.
04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.
patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.
你的咳嗽今天聽(tīng)上去好點(diǎn)了
病人： 應(yīng)該是好點(diǎn)了。昨晚我練了一個(gè)晚上。
05.the company's mission to eat nian fan
this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?
翻譯：
在公司吃團(tuán)年飯
今年在公司里過(guò)春節(jié),在一起吃團(tuán)年飯時(shí)，經(jīng)理酒醉，入廁嘔吐，恰逢一男職員正小解，經(jīng)理怒曰：說(shuō)好不喝了怎么還倒酒?男聞聲急停，不料憋出個(gè)屁來(lái)，經(jīng)理大怒：媽的!誰(shuí)又開(kāi)了一瓶?