搞笑的勞動節祝福語（通用3篇）
搞笑的勞動節祝福語 篇1
1、五一勞動節到了，祝你勞有所獲：工作一馬平川，能力一鳴驚人，事業一飛沖天，生活一勞永逸，人生一帆風順！愿你“五一”活動五彩繽紛，假期快樂“五”比！
2、小時候上學，把english讀成“應給利息”的同學當了銀行行長，讀成“陰溝里冼”的成了小菜販子，讀成“硬改歷史”的成了政治家，讀成“英國里去”的成了海外華僑，而我不小心讀成“應該累死”結果成了普通勞動者。朋友，工作辛苦了，提前祝您勞動節快樂！
3、五一體驗家庭一日游，公車往返，活動包括清洗我家地板和廚房油污，刷洗鍋碗瓢盆，洗滌衣物和床上用品，自備午餐，二百一人，報名從速。
4、如果時間是一把殺豬刀，就讓它割去所有煩惱；如果生活是一支神筆，就用它來描繪所有美好；如果假期是一張席夢思床，就美美睡上一覺；如果問候是一條信息，愿你收到立馬見笑！五一將至，提前祝你節日快樂！
5、五一勞動節到，請遵守四項基本原則：將財神看守到底，將幸福緊握到底，將好運懷抱到底、將愛情進行到底！請嚴格遵守，直至革命勝利！
6、五一節天氣預報：傍晚下人民幣，半夜有零星美元轉歐元，華中地區會有罕見的大面積降美女現象，請戴好鋼盔，準備好麻袋，準備發財！
7、五一節送你八戒：飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺！八戒：記住了嗎？
8、五一假期！超值豪華游，全程拖拉機接送，爬大山游北江，挖芋頭吃蕃薯摘雞屎果！全程只需十元入五星牛欄（酒店）趕緊報名吧！
9、您好，我們是快遞公司的，有您的一個包裹，內有：一包甜蜜，一袋幸福，一桶快樂，一箱平安，一份祝福，請您查收，五一勞動節快樂！
10、五一到，送你一支森巴“五”，與快樂相伴；送你一間豪華“五”，與好運共眠；送你一件大禮“五”，與祝福會面：愿你幸福“五”邊“五”際。
11、一等勞模指手畫腳，二等勞模高唱頌歌，三等勞模絞盡腦汁，四等勞模累死累活！今年五一你千萬不要挑三揀四，爭取數一數二！
12、這次發短信主要有兩個目的：一是鍛煉指法；二是聯絡感情。現在很鄭重的告訴你，今天是勞動節，送出我的真心話：五一快樂！
13、五一祝福到身邊，中心意思有五點：獎金紅包多一點，步步高升快一點，身體健康棒一點，人氣旺旺火一點，生活幸福甜一點。節日快樂！
14、地球人都放假了，唯有我這條短信在加班。它滿載祝福，跨過重重高山、越過滔滔江水飛到你身邊：五一快樂，事事順心！
15、所謂幸福是有一顆感恩的`心，一個健康的身體，一份稱心的工作，一位深愛你的愛人，一幫信賴的朋友。當你收到此信息一切隨即擁有！五一快樂！
16、12345，勞動多辛苦；剪刀石頭布，休假真幸福！放心，不因忙碌而忘你，更因快樂而想你！祝你五一節假期快樂！
17、恭喜！你因勞動表現積極，特被提名參加本屆“勞動節勞動模范大比拼”！參賽者請于五一假期自帶洗具到我家參加清潔勞動比賽！祝你賽出水平，賽出風格！
18、我說著，你得聽著；我坐著，你得站著；我吃著，你得看著；我走著，你得跟著；我怒著，你得笑著；我閑著，你得忙著。堅持到五一，我推舉你為全國勞模！
19、五一短信很擁擠，我把它們排整齊，挑選最優送給你，挑來挑去不合意，自己親手來編輯，發自內心祝福你，吉祥如意伴隨你！
20、今年五一，我從12萬英尺的平流層，給你空投了一枚金蛋，它正以突破音障的速度作自由落體運動，向你呼嘯而來。小心被砸扁哦！勞動節快樂！
21、五一到，思念“五”邊“五”際，祝福“五”時“五”刻，愿你成功有用“五”之地，日子“五”憂“五”慮，幸福心情翩翩起“五”！
22、勞動節到了，祝你這個工作的打樁機，家庭的取款機，兼職的洗衣機，勤奮的掃地機，人見人愛的不勞動不舒服斯基節日快樂！再忙再累也要注意身體哦！
23、可憐的手機用戶，非常遺憾，由于您確認了此條短信，傳染了五一節勞動細菌。現在細菌正邁著矯健的步伐通過你的身體……
24、勞動光榮！不勞動可恥！熱愛勞動是中華民族的傳統美德，大家都先去勞動吧，我先睡一會兒就來！
25、五一到來之際，為您送上一份忠心的祝福：誠祝您與您的家人渡過一個愉快的節日！男人勞動養女人，女人勞動養男人，老子勞動養兒子，兒子勞動養孫子，所以社會發展了。
搞笑的勞動節祝福語 篇2
1、五一到來之際，為你送上一份衷心的祈禱與祝福，祝你與家人過一個愉快而祥和的勞動節！
2、五一勞動節到了，祝你致富踏上萬寶路、事業登上紅塔山、情人賽過阿詩瑪、財源遍布大中華！
3、“五一”到來之際，為您送上一份衷心的祈禱與祝福，誠祝您與您的家人渡過一個愉快的節日！
4、由于今天過節，短信服務中心繁忙，如有短信無法發出的情況，請把手機泡在水里水溫度并且高呼五一快樂！
5、真正的勞動者對工作就像對自己的妻子那樣摯愛。祝你的努力和汗水盡快變成明天成功的果實。勞動節快樂！
6、天氣變得真快，出門注意防曬，睡覺被子要蓋，多吃水果蔬菜，好好保持心態，這樣才會可愛，你好我才愉快。
7、五一快樂祝你：追求一段真情，尋找一個摯友，實現一個夢想，呵護一個家庭，請我吃一頓大餐。五一勞動節快樂。
8、用心搭建我們友誼的橋梁，用真誠建筑我們感情的高樓，在這個時空里，你是我的朋友，祝生活開心，五一快樂！
9、舒展的眉頭，快樂的心頭，悠閑的大頭，忙碌的小頭，健康的里頭，瀟灑的外頭，闊卓的手頭，擋不住的來頭！五一節快樂！
10、手機在我思念中鳴響，祝福在你期待中閃亮，暖流在你閱讀時流淌，友情在你我心中珍藏，真誠一句：親愛的朋友，五一快樂！
搞笑的勞動節祝福語 篇3
1、勞動是一切具有勞動能力公民的光榮職責。
Labor is the glory of all citizens have labor ability.
2、真正的勞動者對工作就像對自己的妻子那樣摯愛。
True laborers to work as devotion to his wife did.
3、太陽高高照了，起床啦！今天是五一節，要慶祝一下呀，五一節快樂！
The sun high, get up! Today is May Day, to celebrate, happy May Day!
4、勞動節，不勞動，呆在家里把覺困！嘻嘻，真舒服！
Labor day, don't work, stay at home to sleep trapped! Hee hee, really comfortable!
5、好幾天沒有你的消息了，你現在還好嗎？可以回個短信嗎？祝你快樂。
Several days no news of you, you now ok? A message can be back? I wish you a happy.
6、起床啦！雖然今天是公共假期，但是今天也要慶祝一下呀，五一節快樂！
Get up! Although today is public holiday, but also to celebrate today ah, happy May Day!
7、五月是放飛心情的好時節，你愿意和我一起雙雙飛嗎？
May is a good season that puts flying state of mind, you are willing to and I together both fly?
8、紅紅的辣椒服穿上你的身，勤儉是美德，勞動最光榮。
Red pepper clothes put on your body, thrift is a virtue, labor the most glorious.
9、今天是國際男人勞動節，祝女人們節日快樂，天天美麗！
Today is international labor day men, I wish the women festival happiness, beautiful every day!
10、五一節到了，你要少喝酒，多吃菜，還有要聽老婆的話。
May Day is coming, what do you want to drink less, eat more vegetables, and to listen to your wife.
11、慶祝勞動節，迎接紅五月。我熱愛五一節，祝你節日快樂！
To celebrate the labor day, may meet the red. I love May Day, I wish you a happy holiday!
12、祝你的努力和汗水盡快變成明天成功的果實。勞動節快樂！
I wish you the efforts and sweat as soon as possible into tomorrow the fruits of success. Happy labor day!
13、此刻我很掛念你，請為我小心照顧自己。祝五一過得開心！
At the moment I miss you very much, please carefully take care of yourself for me. Wish have a happy May Day!
14、哥們兒，恭喜發財，大吉大利，祝你全家平安，工作順利！
Buddy, have a thriving and prosperous New Year, wish you and your family peace, smooth work!
15、五彩繽紛的世界里，友情珍貴，在這長長的假日里，祝你快樂！
The colorful world, friendship is precious, in this long holidays, I wish you happiness!
16、工作的煩惱我都愿意為你分擔！不要想太多好嗎？至少你還有我！
I would like to for you share the work troubles. Don't think too much? At least you still have me!
17、衷心感謝你在過去一年為公司做出的貢獻，祝五一快樂，萬事如意！
Thank you for contribution to the company for the past year, I wish a happy May Day, all the best!
18、上帝七天創造了宇宙萬物，五一放假七天，我們能創造一段世間奇緣嗎？
God created the universe for seven days, seven days the may holiday, we can create a world of colors?
19、平時工作忙碌碌，趁著五一狂購物。兩手不空滿載歸，慰勞自己絕不誤！
Busy work at ordinary times the importance, while 51 crazy shopping. Not empty hands full, treat yourself never miss!
20、您用勤勞的雙手，創造了美好的生活，今天是您的節日，祝您節日愉快！
You use industrious hands, and create a better life, today is you of festival, I wish you a happy holiday!
21、摘一片楓葉，采一朵丁香，愿您生活的詩行留下芬芳。祝五一過得開心！
Pick a maple leaf, pick a clove, wish you a life lines with fragrance. Wish have a happy May Day!
22、您辛勤的勞動為我們傳遞著溫情，衷心的問候一聲您辛苦了！勞動節快樂！
Your hard work for us to convey warmth, heartfelt greet a cry, you were laborious! Happy labor day!
23、雖然你我不能相聚，但我的思念和祝福伴隨你走每一段路。親愛的，保重！
Although you and I can't together, but my thoughts and wishes with you every way. Dear, take care!
24、是懶貓一個，只趴在床上，勞動節，不勞動，呆在家里把覺睡！嘻嘻，好舒服！
Is a lazy cat, just lying on the bed, labor day, don't work, stay at home to sleep! Hee hee, so comfortable!
25、工作狂，五一就歇歇吧，帶上女朋友一塊兒去玩玩，別總呆在屋里。祝假期愉快！
Workaholic, May Day off, take girl friend to go to play, don't always stay inside. I wish a happy holiday!
26、勞動光榮！勞動萬歲！用自已的雙手創造輝煌，給最親愛的人以幸福！
Labor glorious! Labor, live forever! With their own hands to create brilliant, for the most beloved people to happiness!
27、呆子，別整天對著電腦，五一出來曬曬太陽，踏踏青吧，否則連女朋友都找不著了。
Idiot, don't at the computer all day, May Day out in the sun, to meet green, otherwise unable to find a girlfriend.
28、祝您五一節：打牌運氣拉不住，豹子金花把把出，別人瞪眼你笑臉，別人掏錢你收錢。
I wish you May Day: playing CARDS is not luck, the leopard golden flower hang out, others stare you smiling face, people pay you money.
29、身在異鄉為異客，每逢佳節倍思親。遠方的親人，獻上最真摯的祝福，愿你們平安如意。
Being in a foreign land here, every festive holiday times. Distant relatives, the most sincere blessings, peace be to you.
30、親愛的，以前你總說我不陪你去玩，這次假期，隨你去哪兒，我都陪你，你就安排行程吧！
Dear, you always said I didn't accompany you to play, the holiday, as you go, I accompany you, you travel arrangements!
31、老爸：這是我發的短信息。吃飯時要少喝酒。廣告詞：“要干還是要肝？”順祝勞動節快樂！
Dad: this is my hair short messages. When having a meal to drink less. Message: "to do or to liver?" Best wishes and happy labor day!
32、過五一節啦，都多少年了，老爸快起床了，快起來勞動，別認為今天是勞動節，快幫老媽做飯。
After May Day, how many years, dad get up, get up work, don't think today is labor day, fast to help mom cooking.
33、對你的思念像裊裊的輕煙不絕如縷，對你的祝福是潺潺的小溪伴隨一生一世。祝你五一節快樂！
Thoughts like madadayo smoke times for you, for your blessing is rippling stream with life. I wish you a happy May Day!
34、“五一”到來之際，為您送上一份衷心的祈禱與祝福，誠祝您與您的家人渡過一個愉快的節日！
On the arrival of "51" to send you a heartfelt prayer and blessing, sincere wish you and your family a happy holiday through!
35、工作是做不完的，身體可是累得垮的，健康是生命的本錢。五一一定要放松一下，多多善待自己！
Work is done, but the body was too tired to collapse, health is the source of life. May Day must relax, treat yourself a lot!
36、有一句話，一直想對你說：謝謝你的愛，讓我從此不再孤單！祝五一過得開心！
There's a phrase that I've always wanted to say to you: thank you for your love, let me no longer lonely from now on! Wish have a happy May Day!
37、愿將我的懷念和祝福，在這鳥語花香的的節日，默默送給你。祝五一過得開心！
I would like to be remembered and blessing, in this charactizing a fine Spring Festival, quietly gave you. Wish have a happy May Day!
38、今天雖然是勞動節，但也要多多注意休息，保持身體健康。祝節日快樂，生意興隆！
Although today is labor day, but also should pay attention to rest, keep healthy. Wishing you happiness during the holidays, the business is thriving!
39、假如你打算去行街睇戲，我絕對樂意奉陪，連直落唱埋卡拉OK，我都沒問題。
If you are going to the street to see the play, I'm absolutely willing to company with, even buried plummeting to sing karaoke, I have no problem.
40、聞您重擔在肩，夙夜匪懈，謹愿百忙之中，起居有節，身心長健，事事常順。
Smell your burden on the shoulder, henceforth unceasing, we would like to wish his busy schedule, living habits, long health of body and mind, everything is Chang Shun.