4.1愚人節英文惡搞短信
preacher: why? what did he do to you?
神父：為什麼?他對你做了什麼嗎?
girl: he touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩：(因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
神父：你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服)
girl: yes, that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯
preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊
girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……里面……
preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
神父：(奸笑貌)你是說像這樣子嗎?(神父和女孩就那個那個了)
girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
女孩：(數分鐘後)喔……是的……就是這樣子………
preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」
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