搞笑的英文自我評價（精選4篇）

搞笑的英文自我評價 篇1

　　Hurry, too hasty, and hurried, time is really running than the "tortoise and the hare," Mr. turtle in the fast, freshman dressed in earth does not pull grumble of green uniforms in the sun exposure scene also vividly, blink of an eye to the big four. Through four years of college life, I grew up a lot. In the upcoming graduation, my heart is thump thump, excitement, apprehension "

　　I am the Liu Jianwen (a pseudonym) of the Peking University Department of Chinese, has been looking forward to with my love - "Wen Wen" accompanied by life, so your company provides the editorial position is coveted. Personal fanatical that is prepared for me, match the degree of fully reached 1 million. Your company in the image of the peer companies has been very tall, is simply a giant, and I was willing to stand on your shoulders that stick to a glorious person. I am very ordinary, cheerful, generous, good knowledge of rituals and distinctive ways of thinking, flexible minds, agile, flexible work to deal with any sudden "story." So please also believe that I am fully capable of the job, I have a firm belief, excellent observation, unparalleled communication skills, Superman-like strong physique, hard-working endurance is not afraid of hardship, there is a pair of smart and typing Of the hands, do not be afraid of me tired, I'm afraid you put me idle. The following is my four-year report of the University, please lead seal.

　　Politically, I moved closer to the party organization. I have repeatedly written or oral form to the class the only party members, party secretary Li flower (a pseudonym) to report my thoughts. Although she has been malicious that I am evil, is in the pursuit of her, thus rejecting my individual appointment, I handed her written report materials do not look at, readily put it in the wind. Heaven and earth conscience, from the inside, I do have a good impression on Lee Flower, but I will not put the great personal beliefs and children's affair mixed together. Although my pursuit of time and time suffered a blow, but also can not shake my belief in joining the Communist Party.

　　I love learning Chinese professional, and strive to cultivate their profound literary skills. Over the past four years, I watch the computer in the cafe day and night more than 12,000 discs, the world has a comprehensive understanding of film and television art. I also familiar with Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Ruian, Liang Yusheng and other modern well-known writers of the works, reached the point to the back. In order to improve their ability to observe, I deliberately bought a telescope, secretly observing the building opposite the girls living conditions. My accumulation has greatly improved my literary accomplishment and writing level, I have in the desk, the toilet panel, the bedroom wall of poetry, prose, novels, jingle and other literary works more than 300 articles.

　　In order to comprehensively improve their quality to meet the needs of the community, I taught myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other modern society needs nirvana, simply to the point of perfection.I also tasted the sweetness of these skills, basically able to feed myself.New Year's Day last year, I did not go home, only two days of effort, I use mahjong earned a year's tuition plus three months of living expenses. I like music, my song has great power, the students can often in the middle of the night, I heard in the bathroom, bathhouse, corridor issue of high-pitched and loud song, the whole building for me sleepless.

　　I love sports, almost to the point of madness. I often do not fall three European league. My table tennis level is the highest in the class.Sophomore class we organized a men and women table tennis match, even though we boys lost, but lost the terms of the score, I was the least. I am also good at boxing, diving, swimming, because there is no venues and opponents, my level will not be displayed.

　　University campus is a big family. In this family, we play the role of the object being cultivated. The teachers are our elders, so I respect them.Students like brothers and sisters, we learn together, with entertainment, help each other, live in harmony. Collective life so I know to take the initiative to understand others and care for others, but also make me become more strong and independent. I think their own things should be responsible for their own, others can only give you some advice. Things to calmly think, do not impatient. Not easily committed to the commitment to the efforts to fulfill. Life needs to sketch themselves, not the same way there is not the same life.

　　Four years of college life is a good memory of my life, I move forward will not forget to look back once the years. More with a bright future for the infinite vision and look forward to your attention, and determined to work with your company common development and progress.

搞笑的英文自我評價 篇2

　　Mature, dynamic and honest.思想成熟、精明能干、為人誠實。

　　Excellent ability of systematical management.有極強的系統管理能力。 Ability to work independent1y, mature and resourceful. 能夠獨立工作、思想成熟、應變能力強。

　　A person with ability plus flexibility should apply. 需要有能力及適應力強的人。

　　A stable personality and high sense of responsibility are desirable. 個性穩重、具高度責任感。

　　Work well with a multi-cultural and diverse work force. 能夠在不同文化和工作人員的背景下出色地工作。

　　Bright,aggressive applicants. 反應快、有進取心的應聘者。

　　Ambitious attitude essential. 有雄心壯志。

　　Initiative, independent and good communication skill. 積極主動、獨立工作能力強，并有良好的交際技能。

　　Willing to work under pressure with leadership quality. 愿意在壓力下工作，并具領導素質。

　　Willing to assume responsibilities. 應聘者須勇于挑重擔。

　　Mature, self-motivated and strong interpersonal skills. 思想成熟、上進心強，并具極豐富的人際關系技巧。

　　Energetic, fashion-minded person. 精力旺盛、思想新潮。

　　With a pleasant mature attitude. 開朗成熟。

　　Strong determination to succeed.有獲得成功的堅定決心。

　　Strong leadership skills. 有極強的領導藝術。

　　Ability to work well with others. 能夠同他人一道很好地工作。 Highly-motivated and reliable person with excellent health and pleasant personality. 上進心強又可靠者，并且身體健康、性格開朗。

　　The ability to initiate and operate independently. 有創業能力，并能獨立地從業。

　　Strong leadership skill while possessing a great team spirit. 有很高的領導藝術和很強的集體精神。

　　Be highly organized and effecient. 工作很有條理，辦事效率高。

　　Willing to learn and progress. 肯學習進取。

　　Good presentation skills. 有良好的表達能力。

　　Positive active mind essential.有積極、靈活的頭腦。

　　Ability to deal with personnel at all levels effectively. 善于同各種人員打交道。

　　Have positive work attitude and be willing and able to work diligently without supervision. 有積極的工作態度，愿意和能夠在沒有監督的情況下勤奮地工作。

　　Young, bright, energetic with strong career-ambition. 年輕、聰明、精力充沛，并有很強的事業心。

　　Good people management and communication skills. Team player. 有良好的人員管理和交際能力。能在集體中發揮帶頭作用。

　　Able to work under high pressure and time limitation. 能夠在高壓力下和時間限制下進行工作。

搞笑的英文自我評價 篇3

　　1, tiger mouth tooth, dance with wolves is my career, some people say that I am bold, in fact, I am very timid, no way, I am a zoo veterinarian & & 2, and we are not blowing, my professional status, how much Officer to see me, have to bow to bow, I let him bow he did not dare look up, I let him rise he did not dare to bow, you do not believe it, I'm a national super-barber & &

　　3, hand knife, his hands covered with blood, my every day is spent in the Daoguang ax shadow, think of those tragic death in my hands of life, I really have nothing to say, so I, others The Public Security Bureau did not catch, the court does not sentence, said I was too small, they do not want to control, you say no gas, I am the meat factory slaughtering & &

　　4, say I have money, I do not feel a little ye? But my work is really counting the number of money every day, when the number of busy box into a bundle of the number of idle time is also put into the number of put down, Gesanchaiwu also a few dollars and other foreign currencies, you tell me, and sometimes Count the number of money hand cramps children ah, you say I am blowing, I blow Sha Mo, I was a bank teller.

　　5, I do, but one of the best in the world, my customers are all emperors and princess, say you may not believe, I am a kindergarten math teacher, I will teach those little princesses every day count, 1,2 &&

　　6, it is said that you drink all day long, there are people to give you money, how can there be a good thing, you do not believe this good thing really let me stand, in fact, nothing, I winery sommelier.

　　7, cattle Hana, when a small official children do not know ye to friends, tell you, Comin met me, and I let you on you, so you under the next, the letter does not? Stare at the eyeball ah, say a joke is also angry ah, you do not know I was open the elevator you?

　　8, you do not look at me to earn much, looks like the general, I kinda quite touching the small sample it, a lot of people just saw my face, was my image and temperament fascinated! You say I am blowing, this thing I blow Han, do not believe you inquire about, as the anesthesiologist, in our hospital operating room, I personally captured the hearts of many people! 9, you look like I look good is not, tell you, I also mad it, looking for the object in this area I am definitely a master, I was at the yellow, yellow place, you, Minger months, one year For a few it, so there are NPC to give me a lot of money too! You say, I am && thinking how complicated it, to tell you, ah, I'm a decent person! Well, do not tell you nonsense, I have to filming, the director, who I set and yellow?

　　10, I am the old number in the unit, the family lacked Han I get from the unit, small ink pen and ink paper, large portable computer, the most cattle is two days ago, I actually in front of all employees, in broad daylight , The unit manager in the office of a leather sofa hire people to go home, is the case, the unit did not like to see people like Leng, regardless of the tube!What do you say? Our unit tube loose? Tell you, our strict management unit, but a name, usually if you do not have a legitimate reason, want to go home with a piece of paper is immune! I do not sell you off you, think about this kind of thing, in addition to the private sector as the only investor and CEOs of me, who would dare so arrogant it?

搞笑的英文自我評價 篇4

　　Welcome to our Dalian, Dalian Tourism is the most talented I am handsome and handsome Yushu aristocratic suave tall and mighty man called the Shanbengdelie water back down ghost see beauty and wisdom combined with the heroes and chivalric incarnation car people see car, as the driver master Can be two-ribbed fork, for the guests can fork fork master, Oh `` `

　　A joke with everyone, ah, active about our car's anger. My name is this is our tour guide in Dalian, we can call me a small X, very happy to meet in this vast sea of people, I believe this is our fate, the saying goes, a good hundred years with the ship repair degree, we are also centuries Repair with the car edge. Since we met in Dalian for all services, I will let everyone play happy, fun to play. Hope that our services will bring you, at home a thousand days is good, not difficult to go out feeling `` `` `

　　Now I start with a song to our trip friends. Please please your Jinzhang, silver palm, cactus, for my small X drum applause. (Singing) to introduce the trip.